1. I had up and gone to live with my friend for the last five days and now I’m back to normal life and it doesn’t feel too good at all. I would like this semester to be over now.  You know I don’t like driving generally but for some reason I like driving or riding long distances, stopping at the gas station and everything.  I don’t get impatient about it at all

  2. Today I drove behind a car with a kolache sitting on the back window for serveral blocks until it flew off

  3. I have in this 3 hour class where I sit next to this middle aged man who makes this horrific noise like he’s chewing and sucking on a loose tooth and you can hear it flapping around in his mouth and it just never gets any easier. Then I couldn’t remember where I parked and had to wander around the lot for 15 minutes. When I got home I trimmed the cat’s hair even shorter for some fucking reason and now I’m not sure if I wanna do something to try to up my spirits or to put myself to sleep

  4. Is thi s your first post in three years

    No it’s not.. Funnily enough though some of my first posts back then were about possums and now I see you are a fan.  I am ambivalent because they live my attic and under the house and they can be cute in a weird way and I guess they eat other pests but they can also be noisy and crap on the air vents

  5. I started trimming my longhaired cat’s fur and now I can’t stop. I even dreamed about it

  6. Woke up and went to the bathroom, squinting in the bright light.  Reached for the toilet paper and saw a pair of cockroach antennae waving out of the end of the roll.  Recoiled in horror, fell off the toilet and yanked the shower curtain down on top of me.  Blogged about it so it might be a “funny story” instead of just an inauspicious start to my day

  7. I’m salvaging stuff off my old computer right now so I’ve got the hard drive hooked up in an external enclosure and I bet it’s going what if I’m just a hard drive in an external enclosure like how would I know?

  8. Cadillac is definitely mentioned in song lyrics at 20x the rate of any other car

  9. The x-files would be such a better show if there was never any supernatural stuff or conspiracies.  It should just be Mulder is proven wrong every single time but he keeps coming back with another stupid theory

  10. I always every single time read libertarian as librarian and vice versa

  11. 19:07
    17th Jan 2014

    Notes: 7

    Reblogged from engineers-of-the-soul


    Putin singing Blueberry Hill

    I’ve definitely never seen this before

  13. 16:23
    27th Dec 2013

    Notes: 637

    Reblogged from birdonwing

    Tags: art


Garden of Love, Remedios Varo. 1951.


    Garden of Love, Remedios Varo. 1951.

  14. After JL David lost the Prix de Rome for the fourth time he tried to starve himself to death but gave up after two days

  15. "Alas!" said Éomer, "I will not say that she is the fairest lady that lives … Had I seen her in other company, I would have said all that you could wish.  But now I will put Queen Arwen Evenstar first, and I am ready to do battle on my own part with any who deny me. Shall I call for my sword?”  Then Gimli bowed low.  ”Nay, you are excused for my part, lord,” he said. "You have chosen the Evening; but my love is given to the Morning."